Thursday, October 23, 2008 i’m not very p.c. sorry.

Current mood: good Category: Web, HTML, Tech ummm so yeah. i think i may be secretly gay or something. hahaha. no not really, but something that's happened to me a couple of times lately that is slightly concerning is that, well first of all to start explaining, i ususally watch late night with conan o'brien at night before i go to bed. so once it's over i usually turn off the t.v. and leave it on nbc. since i usually don't have class until like noonish, i usually don't get up till like 10ish, take a shower, turn on the t.v. and check my messages, e-mails, etc... but i usually turn on the t.v. without really paying attention to it. and usually on at around 11 ish on nbc is the martha stewart show. so it's happened a couple of times this year and a couple of times last year, my roomate will walk by and be like, "dude, are you watching martha stewart?" and i quickly put it on sportscenter. hahaha. the funny and gay thing is is that sometimes i'll watch it because she's doing recipes for something that looks incredibly delicious. so yeah. is that gay? well whatever. dudes, it's not gay to watch martha stewart. haha. that's it. i've decided i want to be a stay at home dad when i grow up. lol. i'm gonna be a trophy husband haha. so ladies, if your rich or you have any rich friends, hook it up. man, that would be pretty sweet. oh, back to being gay, has anybody heard that song by The Briefs, "getting hit on at the bank"? well the other day i went to the bank and was getting hit on by one of the gay bank tellers. except i don't think he was a bank teller, he was one of those guys with a desk and everything. i went in to deposit a student loan check that i had gotten from NIU, and i was waiting in line and the dude comes up outta nowhere and asks me what brings me in today? i just said i wanted to deposit the check and he's like oh i can help you over here, so he leads me to his desk. and he does it all there. at first i was kinda excited because i was like "oh yeah i'm getting the vip treatment because i didn't have to wait in line and there were other people in front of me and behind me waiting in line. but then once i picked up the dude's vibe i got slightly creeped out. since the check was from northern, he was like "oh what do you do there? do you teach?" and all of these other questions, but in a really "i'm hitting on you" kinda way. by then i was really creeped out and just answered in yes or no answers because i wanted to get the hell out of there. haha. (seinfeld moment) "not that theres anything wrong with being gay" haha. i love that episode. that reminds me of this one time in high school when this one girl summed up my philosphy on homosexuality perfectly. "there's nothing wrong with being gay, do whatever makes you happy, just don't come hollering at me." haha. she was a black girl by the way so you gotta throw in that little bit of attitude that they have. not that there's anything wrong with being black either. oh my god, how not politically correct am i being right now. people i'm not racist, or a homophobe i swear. haha. i'm just gonna shut up now. by the way this has got to be the crappiest world series ever. the phillies vs. the dodgers? wtf is that all about. i was kinds rooting for the phillies because they used to have rowand from the white sox, but then yesterday at dinner my friend's like "oh no, he got traded to the giants." so no i could care less about the world series. ugh, and the bears are on a bye week this week the bulls are in pre-season, i don't watch hockey. god, there's gonna be nothing on this week for me to watch. actually no, el super-clasico is gonna be on the chero station. america vs. chivas. as my dad would say ARRIBA EL AMERICA CABRONES!!!!!! haha. thank god for the mexican soccer league. i apologize to people who don't speak spanish for my spanglish outburst there. um, yeah. i'm tired of writing now. peath out.