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For example, when entering or leaving through a set of doors, there’s usually a right door, and a left door. Obviously so people can come in and exit in a timely fashion, people should stick to the right. So people can come in and exit at the same time. Why is it that some fucking retards decide to use both doors, so people trying to come in can’t, because both doors are being used for people to exit. Or enter. Causing a massive backup of people either trying to get in or out. WTF MORONS!! AAAAnd I’ll bet you twenty million dollars that these are the same jackasses that cause backups on freeways, and don’t know how to drive. Gapers’ delay has got to be one of the biggest things that piss me off. QUIT BEING NOSEY FUCKS AND DIRVE ASSHOLES!! Also I’m going to make it a felony to drive and be on the phone at the same time. I hate being at a red light and the douchebag in front of you isn’t paying attention because he’s on the phone, and the light turns green and they don’t go. Then after a couple of seconds you honk, they get pissed off and flick you off like we’re the assholes. If you life in Illinois, and it snows at least 2 inches, I’m going to make it mandatory that you buy a car with 4 wheel drive. Aaaaand, you have to pass a test to be able to be allowed to drive in the snow. I hate being stuck behind morons that can’t drive in the snow. But enough about retards. I’m also going to have the top scientists in the world come up with a comment button for myspace profile version 1.0. 2.0 has a comment button on the top which is awesome. I hate when people have a million different photobucket pictures on their profiles and it takes a couple months for their profile to load on the computer. Or there should be like a maximum amount of photobucket or other image hosting sites, urls that can be put on a profile. Wtf. I just wanted to say “hi”. Aaaaand, a majority of the time, they are all the same pictures anyway. Not that they have the same picture over and over, but different people have the same pictures as other people. You guys know who I’m talking about. They AAALLLLLLL listen to the same music, they AAAAALLLLLLL have the same pictures, and they AAAALLLLLLL claim to be one of a kind. Whatever. These are the people I’m talking about WHY…DOES…EVERYBODY…NEED…TO…POST…THESE? And they all have the same profile. Some neon color, black, some kind of animal skin somewhere, zebra or leopard print, gold, louis vuitton this juicy couture that. And like I said, they all claim to be “one of a kind”. Sheep. Well, I certainly went on quite the rant there didn’t I? My apologies. Except to the hundreds of you that have said profile. You should apologize to us for your lack of individuality. Haha. j/k. Let’s see. What else…. Last blog I wrote about my beard. I shaved over the weekend. I miss it now. I feel naked without it. Oh I got something to write about. I’m listening to a podcast, and one of the questions just asked was, “tell me about one of the times you almost died on tour?” I’ve never been on tour, but I’ll tell you about a time I almost died. It’s probably the closest I’ve ever come to dying. I lead a pretty dull life. Haha. aanyway, I was driving home from somewhere, and those of you that know where I live, know that there’s like 2 ways into my subdivision where I live. One of them is across some train tracks. There’s a road that runs parallel to the tracks, and I was on this road when a train was going to beat me to the road that crosses the tracks. There’s also a road on the opposite side of the tracks that also runs parallel to the tracks. So I thought that I could beat the train, so I took off. Luckily I did beat the train. However, on the opposite side of the train, there was also a guy that thought the same thing. So we were both headed for each other, he trying to get out of the subdivision and me trying to get in. I guess we were both keeping eyes on the train instead of oncoming traffic, when we both turned onto the road to cross the tracks. Right hand turn for me and right hand turn for him, we met in the middle of the intersection where the train crosses. We both swerved and missed each other narrowly avoiding a head on collision. If we both would have had a head on collision right there, we both would have been hit by the train moments later had we stopped right there. Luckily we missed and got across the tracks just as the gates were coming down. It was like something out of a movie. Yup. I don’t race trains anymore. Oh, I got another near death experience. Once I did a backflip into the shallow end of a pool and hit my head on the bottom of the pool. I probably gave myself a concussion. Idk. I was little. And looking back I’m pretty sure I had the symptoms of a concussion, but being a little kid I didn’t know that a concussion was a serious thing. I was like meh, It’s probably just a headache. Yeah. That one’s not that exciting. So let’s try something new. Today I couldn’t think of anything to write, luckily though I went off on a rant, but I couldn’t think of anything to write, so for next time, if anybody has a question or want me to write about something, message me your inquiries haha. idk. Just so I have something new to write about. It could be a cool change of pace. Whatever. If nobody asks well then fuck you all. Haha. j/k. Well, tis all for now losers. Ask away.