Thursday, January 15, 2009 jeeebus christ it's like fucking hoth outside.

Well, it’s -12 degrees outside. That’s without the wind too so I’m sure it feels like -50 or something. Stupid northern didn’t cancel school. But oh well. I could care less. Guess who has two thumbs and doesn’t have classes on Thursday? This guy right here!! It doesn’t really work when you type it out though. You have to imagine me pointing at myself with my two thumbs. Yeah. So I don’t have school today and I don’t plan on walking out into Hoth. so thought I would write out part two of the other blog. Except I don’t remember where I left off last time so I guess it’ll just be a new one. Let’s see, where to begin… Well, it’s hard to start off with anything other than the freaking shitstorm that is covering Illinois right now. And by shit, I mean snow, and by storm I mean there is none, it’s just freezing balls. And that was just yesterday when it was like 0 or something. Luckily though I haven’t shaved since like mid December, so I’ve got the hardcore beard going. Haha. I think this is the longest I’ve ever gone in my life without shaving. It’s kinda cool. The other day I when I went to go buy my books, the lady asked for my driver’s license because idk, she had to see it or something, but anyway she looks at the picture, and then she looks at me and does like a triple take. Haha. later when I got home I looked at my i.d. and I was like, “yeah, I don’t look anything like that anymore”. Haha. I think I need a new one. In my i.d. I had short hair, and was clean shaven. Since then, I’ve let my hair grow, I haven’t shaved in like a month or more, I was wearing glasses, and I pierced my lip. I probably need to take more pictures and update my myspace/facebook so you guys can see what I look like right now, but alas, I don’t know where my camera is. Lolololol. Sorry. So yeah. Back to the beard. Since it’s pretty hardcore now, yesterday I got to experience something I’ve never experienced before in my life. I’ve seen it happen to other dudes and I’ve kind of laughed at them. And I’m sure you all have seen it in the movies too. Or in real life if you spend a lot of time outside with bearded men when it’s freezing. THE FROST ON THE BEARD!! Haha. I walked into a building and I took off my gloves, and I went to just wipe my nose and I felt the frost and ice on my ‘stache. Haha I felt like such a hobo. But whatever. It keeps me warm so fuck you whoever’s judging me. Haha. I’m probably going to shave soon so because I think it’s supposed to go back up to 30 next week. Haha, (like that’s warm). Wtf. The mls super draft is on espn right now and the fire doesn’t pick until late in the 2nd round. That blows. Also, espn if you’re reading this, enough with the Tony Dungy retiring coverage. Yes, he’s gonna be a hall of famer, and he’s a great coach, but do you really have to keep showing the colts celebrating their super bowl win? For those of you wondering why this bothers me and don’t live in Illinois, they beat our beloved Bears. This entire week I went into a slight depression. Haha. not really but, wtf. Dammit! Espn2 just cut their coverage of the draft to mike and mike in the morning. I didn’t get to see who the fire was gonna draft. Wtf. Again. I swear in between this blog and the last blog I must have typed “wtf” like 50 times. Why is everybody trying to piss me off. Haha. It’s pretty hard to piss me off though. I can count on one hand the amount of people that have ever seen me pissed off. I’m really really really really REALLY easygoing. People tell me that they think I’m always stoned or something just because I’m so laid back. The people that have seen me pissed off would have to be my mom, dad, my brother, and some guy I used to work with. One of my friends really enjoys listening to the story of the guy from work pissing me off so I guess I will tell you all too. I don’t think it’s funny but he seems to crack up. (josh you’re an asshole) haha. Well anyways, back in the day I used to work on the salesfloor at target. And we used to have a guy who would put up the signs every Saturday night that would say which items are one sale. Well he didn’t want to do it anymore, so the store needed some other people to do it. So somehow I ended up having to have to do it with some other guy. So basically what the job consisted of was getting there at 9 at night and putting up the signs under every single sale item that was in that weeks add. You tear off little perforated signs from a bigger sheet, slip them into a plastic holder, and hook them up under the item in the store. The shift was supposed to be from 9 p.m to 6 a.m. sounds easy right? WRONG!! Boy was I wrong. I don’t know how in the hell the guy before us used to do it, but he would always come in and do the entire store by himself!! Well on the day that I did it, we fell sooooooo far behind. And what pissed me off was that I ended up doing the entire store by myself, and the guy I was working with (who was my boss by the way) only did like 8 aisles over in market. Like the pop aisle and the potato chip aisle. It was 11 a.m. the next morning and we still weren’t done. Boy was I pissed. I don’t think I’d ever been or ever have been that pissed before in my life. I think it was mostly the fact that I didn’t take a nap or adjust my sleep schedule the day before in anticipation of the fact that I was going to do an overnight shift, so I was sooooooo tired. So tired and pissed don’t mix too good. You guys know the scene in office space (classic) where peter just walks by lumberg even though lumberg is talking right at him? Well yeah I pulled that one off a couple of times that day. Towards noon the next day I was pretty sure I was going to get fired because by that point I was just walking around aimlessly putting up random signs anywhere. Until finally my other boss was just like, “go home eddie”. And I just walked out of that place. Reading over the story I realize that it’s probably the way I tell the story not the actual story that makes my friend laugh. But whatever. At least now you all know. Not that you wanted to but… Yeah. They’re showing tony dungy winning the super bowl again. So yeah. After that flashback I don’t feel like writing anymore. Peath out losers.