i don't think i'm cool anymore.

so apparently mtv airs music videos again but it's like at 2 or 3 in the morning. the other day i was flipping through the channels, bored out of my mind, and i saw that music videos were on. i got kind of excited cuz it's been years since i've seen any. but after a few minutes of watching it, i've decided that i'm not letting my kids watch mtv. (when i have kids of course) haha. i saw, a lady gaga video, a justin timberlake and ciara video, and a jamie fox video. (who i guess sings now). and omg. i'm sure some pornos have less skin and inuendo than these videos. haha. the ciara video was probably the worst. towards the end of the video i was just like, just "do it" and get it over with lol.

then, ron howard was in the jamie fox video. drinking cristal. crystal? idk. the champaign. how am i supposed to take angels & demons seriously now? j/k j/k. whatever ron howard does in his free time is none of my business. it was just weird.

so i changed the channel and put it on comedy central. and Atom TV was on. OMG. i'm pretty sure this was the worst show i've ever seen. it was not funny at all. they were doing a bunch of sketches, and i didn't laugh once. it reminded me alot of the andy milonakis show. which i hated as well.

speaking of, whatever happened to that fat fucker. he probably od'd on krispy kremes or something. or he annoyed somebody so much that they just beat the shit out of him. good. haha.

how do these fuckers get shows? me and my friends are 10 times funnier than these guys. we should get a show too. then again, i'm sure everybody and their friends are ten times funnier than them.

i'm watching Manchester United vs. Porto in the champions league quarter final, and Porto has a player who's last name is Hulk. how cool is that? also, ronaldo's goal was amazing.

anyway, back to my original subject, i guess what's cool now, isn't to me anymore. and what's up with this band 3oh!3? (i think that's how you spell it). why are they so popular? they fucking suck. who listens to this shit? bk of the lawrence arms blogged about the band Brokencyde (sp?). same thing. this shit is AWFUL!! but whatever. i guess that's what's cool now. wish i could beat some sense into these little scenster fucks.

well, i'm getting pised off now so let's move on shall we? haha

i was walking to one of my classes today, and some kid who was like 20 ft. in front of me, was BLASTING some european techno shit. i mean, he was that far in front of me, and I could hear it. and this shit was going like 5,000 bpms. i was thinking to myself, "how the hell have your eyeballs not melted off yet?" haha. it was REALLY loud and REALLY fast. i was kind of worried for the kid. this kid's going to be wearing hearing aides when he's 30. haha.

i also saw a guy walking, and holding hands with his girlfriend. i'm sure you're all thinking, "awww, that's really cute". i'm sure it is, the thing though, is that the girl was wearing rollerblades, and you could tell that it was awkward for the both of them. it was awkward to look at too. the guy is walking really fast, to try and keep up with the girl, the girl is going really slow so that the guy can keep up with her, they both have what looked like these forced smiles, meanwhile everybody is staring. haha. whatever.

for those of you that have twitter and a facebook, i recommend tweetdeck. it's awesome.

alright. that is all for now.

GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!

hola. it's been a while since i've written about anything. been busy. whatever.

so who's got some money to invest????? i heard on the news today that the good ol' castro brothers in Cuba want to begin talking about possibly lifting the trade embargo and stuff like that. if all goes well, pretty soon people will be able to visit cuba again. and i was thinking there'll probably be alot of good investment oppurtunities. just buying land would be a good deal. i'm sure it'll be cheap as hell, and after a couple of years when it's the new "it" travel spot, i'm sure that land will be worth a LOT of money. i'm just sayin. if anybody wants to partner up i'm down. you'll have to put up most of the money though cuz i'm flat broke. and then when we do sell it, i'll expect 50/50 because it was my idea. : ) haha.

anywho, so it's a wonderful day outside and of course i have a stats test tomorrow. weak sauce. it seems whenever i have to study, it's gorgeous outside. i'm sure that's the case with everybody though. god hates us all evenly. haha j/k j/k.

i'm sure when i'm at heavens gate, st. pete is gonna bust out his 17" macbook pro, go to this blog and be like this is why you can't get in. peace out. then send me to hell.

haha, had to throw in the product placement, because hopefully a mac executive will read my blog and hook it up with a new laptop.

and i am loyal to macs so there ya go.

i've had a powerbook for like 5 years now, and i think it's about time i got a new one. it's served me greatly, but since i have it on all day everyday, i'm sure the wear and tear is starting to get to it because it's starting to get kinda slow. yeah. i don't know why i'm typing about this.

moving on...

what's the deal with drew barrymore?

has anybody noticed that she's like the most adorable thing ever?
would anybody actually hook up with her though? (i'm talking to the dudes here)
i don't think so.
what's up with that? she was on jimmy fallon, last night and i was kinda wondering that. she seems really cute and fun, but i don't think i'd actually want to hook up with her. idk. maybe it's just the fact that she was in e.t. and we all kinda "grew up" with her and imagine her as a little kid, but i don't think it's that. the girl from harry potter "grew up" and is lookin kinda good. haha. whatever. i don't think it's just me though.

THE BEARS GOT JAY CUTLER!!!

OH YEAH!!

haha. and they got orlando pace. now all they need is a wide receiver jay cutler can throw to. i think it would be great if they signed torry holt or marvin harrison. they've got a few years left in them, and it would serve earl bennet better as well because it would give him a few years to develop more.

i do think that the bears gave up too much though. i don't care that they gave up orton, a first rounder this year and a third rounder as well. what bothers me is that they gave up a first rounder next year when next year the greatest quarterback class of all time is supposed to be coming out of college. Tim Tebow, Colt McCoy, and Sam Bradford are coming out. wtf. 10 bucks says the broncos use the bears pick, to pick one of these guys and they turn into a hall of famer. haha. hopefully not.

whatever.