Wednesday, April 15, 2009

i don't think i'm cool anymore.

so apparently mtv airs music videos again but it's like at 2 or 3 in the morning. the other day i was flipping through the channels, bored out of my mind, and i saw that music videos were on. i got kind of excited cuz it's been years since i've seen any. but after a few minutes of watching it, i've decided that i'm not letting my kids watch mtv. (when i have kids of course) haha. i saw, a lady gaga video, a justin timberlake and ciara video, and a jamie fox video. (who i guess sings now). and omg. i'm sure some pornos have less skin and inuendo than these videos. haha. the ciara video was probably the worst. towards the end of the video i was just like, just "do it" and get it over with lol.

then, ron howard was in the jamie fox video. drinking cristal. crystal? idk. the champaign. how am i supposed to take angels & demons seriously now? j/k j/k. whatever ron howard does in his free time is none of my business. it was just weird.

so i changed the channel and put it on comedy central. and Atom TV was on. OMG. i'm pretty sure this was the worst show i've ever seen. it was not funny at all. they were doing a bunch of sketches, and i didn't laugh once. it reminded me alot of the andy milonakis show. which i hated as well.

speaking of, whatever happened to that fat fucker. he probably od'd on krispy kremes or something. or he annoyed somebody so much that they just beat the shit out of him. good. haha.

how do these fuckers get shows? me and my friends are 10 times funnier than these guys. we should get a show too. then again, i'm sure everybody and their friends are ten times funnier than them.

i'm watching Manchester United vs. Porto in the champions league quarter final, and Porto has a player who's last name is Hulk. how cool is that? also, ronaldo's goal was amazing.

anyway, back to my original subject, i guess what's cool now, isn't to me anymore. and what's up with this band 3oh!3? (i think that's how you spell it). why are they so popular? they fucking suck. who listens to this shit? bk of the lawrence arms blogged about the band Brokencyde (sp?). same thing. this shit is AWFUL!! but whatever. i guess that's what's cool now. wish i could beat some sense into these little scenster fucks.

well, i'm getting pised off now so let's move on shall we? haha

i was walking to one of my classes today, and some kid who was like 20 ft. in front of me, was BLASTING some european techno shit. i mean, he was that far in front of me, and I could hear it. and this shit was going like 5,000 bpms. i was thinking to myself, "how the hell have your eyeballs not melted off yet?" haha. it was REALLY loud and REALLY fast. i was kind of worried for the kid. this kid's going to be wearing hearing aides when he's 30. haha.

i also saw a guy walking, and holding hands with his girlfriend. i'm sure you're all thinking, "awww, that's really cute". i'm sure it is, the thing though, is that the girl was wearing rollerblades, and you could tell that it was awkward for the both of them. it was awkward to look at too. the guy is walking really fast, to try and keep up with the girl, the girl is going really slow so that the guy can keep up with her, they both have what looked like these forced smiles, meanwhile everybody is staring. haha. whatever.

for those of you that have twitter and a facebook, i recommend tweetdeck. it's awesome.

alright. that is all for now.

GO MANCHESTER UNITED!!

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